Another Day in Paradise

Just another sultry day in South Beach. The crowd at the restaurant Sunday was even more cranky than usual. I guess the mix of heat and unbridled self importance of all those who remained unrecognized in a sea of unfriendly faces took it's toll.
There were a couple of highlights. The crazy peruvian woman who did not want to wait for a table and acused us all of being filthy immigrants and told everyone in line to dine somewhere else. Which she did and then later came back for ice. Sorry no ice for you madame Freak! Then there was the customer that used to have an affair with the kitchen manager that sued us. He cut the line and when asked to relinquish his table vowed never to return! Score one for the host.
Actually the good far out way the bad. When it's hot people just seem to lose it a lot faster. Can't stand the heat go somewhere with A/C.